Position Available: Rebel Rouser

Since Johnny Cash passed away the world is in dire need of a rebel. My answer: Thomas Kinkade. Sure he got a little drunk one night and maybe he really does have a fondness for breasts. It’s also quite possible that he did piss on a Winnie the Pooh statue. But isn’t that the mark of a true rebel? Please support Thomas “Muthafucka” Kinkade as your new hoodlum king!