This is my latest masterpiece. It's entitled, "My Owner is a Dumb Motherfucker Who Can’t Park Me Correctly."

Now before I start getting responses from people who think this is really mean of me, I should point out that this idi---person has did this twice. This only adds to my theory that those of lesser intelligence should be shipped onto their own island where they’ll be free to graze, watch MTV, and most likely masturbate to old Andy Griffith albums (I have a feeling it'll be to American Originals. What sick bastards.).