Looked out the window yesterday and saw an elderly woman watching her dog take a shit on the lawn in front of my apartment. After mentally cursing this person, I watched in complete horror as the owner reached down and PICKED UP THE POOP WITH HER BARE FINGERS! All I could do seconds later was shriek in terror over and over, "Poo on her fingers!!! Poo on her fingers!!!" Luckily the woman seemed of poor hearing since she appeared not to have heard me. The bright side of this story? At least there’s no shit on the lawn.