Yes kids! Once again it's time for a surprise pop quiz! Woot! Answer the following question truthfully.

Your close relative comes over to your house with their three month old baby. When they show you the tiny infant, you almost gasp in horror. This is not a beautiful baby! It's an ooooooogly baby! Your relative asks you, "Isn't this the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?” Your mouth becomes dry. You have to answer soon before it becomes oh so awkward. What would YOU say?

a) Yes! Truly an amazing image to behold; this diminutive, fragile being filled with happiness, laughter and the light of the Lord.

b) Holy shit! Is that a muskrat on it's face! Oh fuc---- I think I'm going to be sick!

c) Don't say anything. Just pretend to faint.

As usual, there's only one right answer so think very, very carefully. The prize? My respect (sort of) and a year's supply of 'stache shavings under your pillow every night. So sharpen that Number 2 pencil and get crackin’! Woot! Woot!